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Randomness
Out of all the people that either of us have met over the years there have only been a few who were more random then we are. Those people have now become our close friends and have contributed to the madness and made us even more random then what is healthy for the maturity of our minds. Here is where we put anything we want.
Yes, it's true. I am deftly afraid of being mauled by squirells. They sitt in their trees watching you and ploting. It's a rather scary topic if you think about it. That cute little chattering? Please! that's just them caniving a way to attack you. First they wrap their little paws around your head and start knawing on your head. Their fluffy tails blind you so they've got the advantage until you throw them off, then they come flying back!!!! Dangerous little creatures. Please send on this chain or the poor little girl with the potato growing out of her head in chezlslovakia will be stolen away by the traveling freak show even though this email has nothing to do with her or her potato deformation.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs
How to store you're baby walker: First, remove baby
Treat me like and angel and I'll be your lil' devil
Dying is just natures way of saying "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
I have a mind like a steel trap: it's rusty and illegal in 47 states
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie
Love is a two-way street and I think your car just died
Behind every good man is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass
I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound as they fly by
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
In a Florida maternity ward: no children allowed
You
wanna know what's really good.... cheese... that's whats good.
What's even better then cheese... Chocolate Fondue. It's "to die
for"
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